"I can't put my arms down!"
Dec 10th
Watch
Here in Chicago, Mayor Daley has been railing against the news media for overhyping snow and winter...
Dec 10th
It is 1 degree F outside. Wind chill is...
The F stands for “Fuckitscold”
Dec 10th
Rachel Maddow interviews Richard Cohen on his...
Dec 9th
USHER x GOAT
Dec 9th
Inspired by BBC's "My Car is My Lover"...
Friend 1: Cadillac bills, Cadillac grills, check out the semen my Cadillac spillsMe: I got a big weed stash, pocket full of cash, just fucked a Ford Taurus in the ass
Friend 2: Astro-man. Astro-can. Watch me gape this Astro-van.
Friend 1: I wanna lick lick lick lick you from your headlights to your tailpipes, and I wanna move from the truck bed down to the down to the to the windshield wipes, and I wanna *ahh ahh* you vroom it so good I don't wanna leave, but I gotta know know know know what whats your M-M-P-GGGGGGg
Friend 2: Watch out for my combustion, my bustin' is reckless, Looks like my windshield has got a pearl necklace.
Friend 1: I'm spankin' at a hundred on the highway, So if you spank the speed limit, get the FUCK outta my way, I got jizz in your eye, hardly ever spank it sober, and your car's about to get jizzed the FUCK over
Me: Hand me down Nissans, Shooting off my rocks, Hand me down Toyotas, Jizzin in car lots
Dec 9th
If we can't argue about web apps without...
inthefade: Can’t we all just get along? I will NEVER let go of Friendster. NEVER!
Dec 8th
MST3K ON HULU!
crooooooooow: apollosraven: A Christmas miracle! Its not even 8 am, and my day has already...
Dec 8th
Conversations before bedtime.
Him: What's the weather tomorrow?Me, growling in a really awful growly voice: Its 29 degreeeees outside...tomorrow its going to snooooowwrrggrrrrr.....
Him: What is THAT? Is that your new sexy voice?
Me: No, its my decidedly unsexy voice.
Dec 8th
angelablack:
Yeah. I said it.
Thanks. I just got new...
Dec 8th
Big ups to Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit
When the previous tenants of my apartment moved out, they left behind several goodies, including: ...
Dec 8th
thisistheglamorous:
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Dec 8th
pork2k:rafeal:pearlsandgold:saintsandliars:sylvysparrow:ccbab...
Dec 8th
Hey look, it snowed.
I woke up to a white wonderland this...
Dec 8th
Spam. We all get it.
Mostly I just delete it, but thanks to Gmail, I can see the first line of the email without actually...
Dec 5th
(via nathen)
Dec 3rd
redcloud:
This is why I’m:
Fat
Happy
Glad to live in...
Dec 3rd
Top Chef tonight was excellent, then I...
Why are you awake?
Dec 3rd
Somebody give me one good goddamn reason...
redcloud: gorillasushi: jephkelley: You can’t, can you? It’s impossible. Shia LaBeouf. ...
Dec 2nd
Dubai is the new Detroit
Dec 2nd
atsween: “nightingales are dicks”
Dec 2nd
the blockbuster across the street is...
sokeri: I just purchased a few used dvds for super cheap. this list includes one movie that was...
Dec 2nd
caseofwhine:
UPS JUST DELIVERED A BOX TO ME AT 10:00 P.M....
Dec 2nd
Watch
And now for something silly.
Twilight: New Moon in One Minute.
With Lassie in a guest starring...
Dec 2nd
Confidentially:
You are awesome. You are talented, friendly, funny, and kind. You have a witty and smart sense of...
Dec 2nd
fobay:
blackandwtf:
Thanks, Hailey.
wat
omg
Dec 2nd
I really *do* need a haircut.
Dec 1st
jimrock:
Oil & Vinegar > Mayo
This is the truth! ...
Dec 1st
piscesinpurple:
A man walks past a graffiti on a wall...
Dec 1st
hellamike:
(via)
!!!
Dec 1st
toseethis:
nickdouglas:
www.feelsgoodman.com
...
Dec 1st
thisistheglamorous: scarymansion
Dec 1st
Via klodt: eyeswideshut: quoteskine:
World Aids Day
Dec 1st
toseethis:
Armless, Legless Tiger Woods Wins U. S. Open
...
Dec 1st
erinmargrethe:
Custer (the orange kitty) died this weekend...
Dec 1st